Yeah Sure Whatever

He said, "Yeah, sure, whatever"
Three words and sixteen letters that mean
"I unambiguously agree to bless your track"
And there's no way that I'm misinterpreting that
Here we go

"Yeah, sure, whatever"
Means we're gonna work together
And turn Yasper into a household name
He wants to do for me what 50 did for The Game
Minus their ensuing beef

That exchange could not have gone better
I can't believe he said, "Yeah, sure, whatever"

"Yeah" is just a cool guy's way of saying "yes"
"Sure" means he's absolutely positive he wants to bless
But of the three words, the third is the best
"Whatever" means the possibilites are endless

The music-streaming apps are all gonna crash
Too many people will be listenin' to my track
I'll hang with Meghan, Harry, JAY-Z, and Bey
'Cause they're the only ones who will be able to relate
To the pressures of my level of fame
I'll develop a drug problem, probably cocaine

He said, "Yeah, sure, whatever"
Yasper featurin' Xavier
We'll be number one in a hundred and ninety-five countries
They'll make a sequel to A Star Is Born starring me
These balloons can support my weight

"Yeah, sure, whatever"
Let's celebrate my success together
This dance is spontaneous, it's totally not choreographed
And now I'll stand up on this table and tap dance
Everybody now

(Whatever, whatever)
Uh, guys, hey, hey, guys? (Whatever)
Don't just sing "whatever"
It sounds much worse when you leave out "yeah" and "sure"
(Whatever)
Okay, that's really mature
What, are we back in high school?
I'm gonna be a national treasure
(Yeah, sure)
Okay, you know what?
Whatever