Yamaben

He is tough but fair
He's got bedhead hair
He's the dude to call
If you're in despair
If your Manko-chan
Has upset the Man
And the cops come round
And they cuff your hands

Call Ben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben
Ben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben

He likes business suits
He hates purple tights
He stands up in court
On the rock of right
He suffers no fools
He rarely smiles
But if you're up against the wall
And your truth is on trial

Call Ben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben
Ben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben

He's got a warrior soul
A rhinoceros hide
He's what happens when the law
And HP Lovecraft collide
He digs anime girls
He likes WB Yeats
And if your neck's on the line
And you're facing your fate

Call Ben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben
Ben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben

He's a yamaguchi man
He's a hoochie coochie man
He's a yamaguchi man
He's a hoochie coochie man

He's the chairman of the Manga Party
He's the chairman of the Manga Party
He's the chairman of the Manga Party
He's the chairman of the Manga Party

Ben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben
Ben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben
Ben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben
Ben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben
Ben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben
Ben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben
Ben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben
Ben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben
Ben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben
Ben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben
Ben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben, Yamaben