Y’all Better Be Glad

You know, I used to really wish that I had
A really, really, really big butt
And some really, really, really big breasts
But you know what?
It just would've been absolutely unfair
If I would had both of those
I just wouldn't have been able to stand myself!
And I don't think anybody else
Would've been able to stand me
Knowing what I know?
And being who I am?
With a little bitty booty?
And with some little bitty breasts?
The rest of y'all wouldn't have stood a motherfucking chance

End!