Xmas In The Living Room

[Intro]
(Ooh, shit, that's a Danny G beat)
(It's Lando, your bitch know, don't let your bitch go, nigga)

[Verse 1: J1Hunnit]
Sleddin' through the mountains in my Gucci altered rain gear
I'm helpin' Saint Nick today, but we wrap 'bows all year
Granny want a brand new washer, I'm finna punch a Sears
We ain't fit the AMGs, I brought all nine reindeer
It's Santa's workshop, you know we only fix foreigns here
I'm finna drop some gifts off in the country, we just tourin' here
I ain't even emptied out the bag, it's some more in here
Aurora Borealis on my pendant like chandeliers
Lookin' at 'em too long might hurt eyes and ears
Hope they don't pull the sleigh over, it's ten pounds in here
My L's got felonies, a hundred rounds in there
All J1Hunnit want for Christmas is Denim Tears
And a thick fine bitch with a sculpted rear
Titi want a three-five and unc' want a beer
Oh, and one more thing, can you please make a plug appear?
Santa Claus left some coal in my sock, I was mad as hell
That's why you got spoiled milk and your cookie stale
Mama broke this year, nigga, can't you tell?
I been tryna leave the trap alone, you gon' make me sell
My opps done had a snowball fight with FN shells
I'm finna send his thumb to you, go check the mail
Brodie missed the holidays, he couldn't pay his bail
I send a pic by the tree with a couple Cash Apps and Zelles

[Interlude: J1Hunnit]
Granny, you know how cold the snow is in Detroit
You want me to go outside to the grocery store and get a ham?
Black Forest ain't never get shit right

[Verse 2: J1Hunnit]
We need a ham for the table, I invited you
It's cold as hell in December, the perfect time to pump fake the flu
Nephew got a Nerf gun, hear him yellin', "Pew"
Nigga, do that shit one more time, man, I'ma slap the fuck out you
I'm finna step outside, I'm ready to get high
You know my Christmas 'fit crazy, I'll jump fly
I ain't get you shit for Christmas, don't ask why
But it's always next year, though, my hands tied, buddy

[Outro: J1Hunnit]
No, but happy holidays, man, it was good seein' you, boy
You done grew up, nigga
Lookin' just like your motherfuckin' daddy, boy
1Hunnit