Xmas Darling

[Verse 1]
Before I Met My Marley Darling
I Was Pretty Naughty Naughty
Marley Taught Me To Be Nice
Cause Santa Don’t Like My Fights, So

I Helped Marley Frost His Cookie
God He’s Handsome, Can’t Stop Looking
Wrapping My Gifts
Ahh He’s A Gift
Such A Geek
I’m A Freak
Let Me Speak
His Physique Makes Me Weak
Never Seen A Technique That’s So Sleek

[Chorus]
Hug Me
I’m So Icy
Marley

Hug Me
I’m So Icy Darling
I’m Naughty Naughty Naughty
I’m Naughty Naughty Naughty

(Not Fucking With No Grinch )

[Verse 2]
I Wore My Christmas Skirt
He Gave Me Shiny Pearls, And
He Made Me Pretty Words, That
He Won’t Fuck Other Girls

He Took It Way To Far
Who Do You Think You Are
I Am A Superstar
I Am A Christmas Star

Picky Little Kitty
Treat Me Like I’m Pretty
Love Me Though I’m Freaky
I’m Just A Little Kitty

Meow

[Chorus]
Hug Me
I’m So Icy
Marley

Hug Me
I’m So Icy Darling
I’m Naughty Naughty Naughty
I’m Naughty Naughty Naughty

(Not Fucking With No Grinch )

Ho Ho Ho Ho