Xiaohongshu (小红书)

[Intro]
Xiǎo hóng shū
Yay!
X- X- X-Xiǎo hóng shū
Xiǎo hó-
Bitch
Xiǎo hóng shū, bitch

[Chorus]
We had found lost tombs in a Croatian crypt
Baby xiǎo hóng shū on that Yapdollar shit
In that Babylon booth, off the 4-HO-MET
Bitch, "Apple John June" is my new alias
Top floor travel lodge room got two queen beds
Sliced by megalodon tooth, she'd bite right through my lip
Answered phone calls on mute, bitch, I don't wanna hear shit
Let's see this rabbit hole through, I'm tryna see how it gon' end

[Verse]
I've been ETF boomin' to fight against inflation
And taking Silk Road routes on eight day vacations
Might gamble all-in on two, risky roulette table spins
My car on xiǎo hóng shū, I got a Yapdollar Benz
I stand upon my own two feet on this WiiFit balance board
Hawk tuah, Fus Ro Dah: Deep Throat Dragonborn
What's Aquarius dick to a gorilla grip Capricorn?
I met a V-Tuber bitch takin' dick over the Metaverse
She said, "What brings you here, baby, business or pleasure?" (Sea cucumber)
"It's a grey area", is what I would tell her
I've got a couple errands, after that I'll be free for a second
Reservations for the Tajik Teehaus in Scheunenviertel
Stripped away carefully, you'll find the cause at its center
Like a cold case killer, she got bodies in the cellar
At a slow pace, baby, no body do it better
Lost on Lokrum, Mr. Peabody with the feathers
Barracuda bitch taking dick on the D.L
Ferris Bueller whip, Mustang & Sally selling seashells
Black Lagoon, livings of the past still haunt me
She lookin' fancy in them lace front panties, all pink
I've been sippin' mini Chantré bottles in the bath
Beside a bitch with pussy bomb, Nagasaki way it clap
Exaggerated through the arts but each bar I speak is fact
You could amputate my arms, I'll keep crawling till I can't

[Chorus]
In that sand we had found lost tombs in a Croatian crypt
Baby xiǎo hóng shū on that Yapdollar shit
In that Babylon booth, off the 4-HO-MET
Bitch, "Apple John June" is my new alias
Top floor travel lodge room got two queen beds
Sliced by megalodon tooth, she'd bite right through my lip
Answered phone calls on mute, bitch, I don't wanna hear shit
Let's see this rabbit hole through, I'm tryna see how it gon' end

[Outro]
X- X- X-Xiǎo hóng shū
X- X- X-Xiǎo hóng shū
X- X- X-Xiǎo hóng shū
X- X- X-Xi
Xiǎo hóng shū-ū-ū!
Wow!