Wu Name Generator

[Intro]
(ha ha yeah) You actually...rap
(Uh) You're a really good rapper
(You already know)
(huh)

[Verse 1: Playdough]
Burn a blue flame, the bomb Hussein
Google Docs, newest Crocs and a Wu name
Use it wisely-- Wu name generator
Ralph Nader, Ronald Reagar on a ventilator
Walter Mondale was smoking Al Green
Harry Chronic Jr., Joel Osteen
Mean Joe Green, my flow's so clean
Michael Night, fly a kite, blow a smoke screen
(yeah) Vinnie "The Microwave" Johnson
'89 bad boy Dennis Rodman
(yup) Joseph Dumas
Go through blue balls
I took it way too far with Punky Brewster
Chester Cobblepott, I'm setting booty traps
Pet her dog a lot, and give her Scooby Snacks
She was scrappy, too
I called her Scrappy Doo
Told me call her by her Wu name, I'd be happy to
Made her honorary Wu
She told me, "Who cares?"
I'm John McEnflow's serve, rockin' Wu wear
Headband and some Wallabees--two pair
Rudy Huxtable, Heathcliff, I love you Clair
You there--you're a real standout with your blue hair
Homie, I'm Jan Crouch (ha)
Benny Hinn Hinn on your chinny chin chin
Round here that's a twinny twin twin
Type it in

[Hook]
Wu name generator
Wu name generator
Wu name generator
Wu name generator

[Verse 2: Heath McNease]
(Yo) it's the Greasy Choirboy
Dionne Warwick, Michael Clarke Duncan make your team on forfeit
But he don't force it
Who he on tour with?
It's Chuck Berry ding-a-ling-a-ling on Porsches
Tom Brokaw, Nikolai Volkoff
Nikita Koloff, you need to take your coat off
Dudley Do-Wrong
The Black Bruce Wayne
(pssht) step up your tracksuit game
It's Dick Grayson, [?]
Chicks in the pictures, look at the temptation
Skeeter Valentine, Marty McFly
Wisdom of an oracle, and heart of a guy
I'm kinda Kip Dynamite, make a quesadilla
The white Lionel, what, you made him take vanilla
Mandy Patinkin, Inigo Montoya
You killed my father now prepare to meet with my lawyer
Calaveras County pimpin' out on the bench
And Harper Lee's out with Scout and Atticus Finch
Shot a mockingbird and brought it down in a flinch
And NASA pro'lly wonder where my abacus is
It's Tim the Tool Man
New tan pool man
50 hard boiled egg
Cool Hand Luke, man
The flip-up spec Dwayne Wayne
Tom Bombadiladon
Try to maintain

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Heath McNease]
(Yeah, yeah)
Rudy Ruettiger, Judy Blume compute-de-ter
Off in a Suzuki through the tulip and the junipers
Cool it with the Cupid-cursed
Dude don't wanna swoop a nurse
Only homies call me Zeus, Romans call me Jupiter

[Verse 4: Playdough]
Twinkle, twinkle Henry Winkle
Wishin' on a asteroid
Fonzarelli, Jim Belushi, call me "Dan Smackroyd"
Two mother, Blues Brother
Dance all day
Pootie Tang gettin' pootie tang
Sa Da Tay

[Hook]

[Outro]
>And you got that from a Wu-Tang name generator?
>Yeah
>When did you get that?
>It was like-- I was-- I think it was, like sophomore year in college. Like, we were all hangin' out, chillin' and drinkin'. And then we're like, 'oh, Wu-Tang name generator, let's put our name in'. And then we're all putting them in, and they're all funny and stuff. And then mine came up, I was like, 'You guys it's not funny anymore. This is...this is something big.'