Wreckin Cru Blues

[Verse 1]
I saw a freak with a lovely tan
She said hello but sounded like a man
She came by my house, I got kind of mad
'Cause I looked down there she had the same thing I had

[Chorus]
They got the blues
Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues
They got the blues
Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues

[Verse 2]
I met a girl at a club
She took my hand and gave my chest a rub
I was doing real good, just thought I had it made
Then the bartender told me that the girl had AIDS

[Chorus]
They got the blues
Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues
They got the blues
Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues

[Verse 3]
I went to the rest room to relieve myself
I sat down, I had to catch my breath
I reached over by the side of the bowl
But there wasn't any toilet paper on the roll

[Chorus]
They got the blues
Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues
They got the blues
Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues

[Verse 4]
I was driving my car down the street
I got pulled over by two mean police
I was dressed real sharp and looking good
But they still slammed my head on the dirty car hood

[Chorus]
They got the blues
Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues
They got the blues
Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-oooh

[Verse 5]
Went to the station to buy some gas
The man at the window started talking trash
I wanted to slap him but what could I do
From under the counter he pulled a chrome 32

[Chorus]
They got the blues
Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues
They got the blues
Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues

[Verse 6]
I won five grand on the lottery
I felt real good, nothing could bother me
I received my check, it was kind of short
They kept 4999 for child support

[Chorus]
They got the blues
Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues
They got the blues
Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues

[Verse 7]
I was leaving town on a plane
They said it was a hijack and I thought it was a game
I was calm and cool without a doubt
Until they told me that they pushed the damn pilot out

[Chorus]
They got the blues
Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues
They got the blues
Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues

[Verse 8]
We were in concert the other day
The Cru was jamming, the crowd was in a rage
We were rocking hard and cuttin' the rug
The next thing I knew somebody kicked out the plug

[Chorus]
They got the blues
Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues
They got the blues
Oh yes they do, the Wreckin Cru Blues
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-oooh