WPLJ [Does Humor Belong In Music?]

[Verse]
So... I say W, P, (oh, oh) L, J
Won't you take a drink with me (Jungle Boogie, now!)
Say W, P, (oh, oh) L, J
Really taste good to me
Well, it's a good good wine
It really makes you feel so fine, so fine, so fine

[Verse]
I went to the store (ahh-ooh)
When they opened up the door (ahh-ooh)
I said, "Please please please (ahh-ooh)
"Gimme some more"

[Chorus]
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
Ooh what it do to you, to you, to you

[Verse]
You take the bottle (ahh-ooh)
You take the can (ahh-ooh)
Shake it up fine (ahh-ooh)
You get a good good wine

[Chorus]
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
Ooh what it do to you, to you, to you

[Verse]
The W is the White (ahh-ooh)
The P is the Port (ahh-ooh)
The L is the Lemon (ahh-ooh)
The J is the Juice

[Chorus]
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
Ooh what it do to you, to you, to you

[Verse]
Feel so good (ahh-ooh)
Feel so fine (ahh-ooh)
Got plenty lemon (ahh-ooh)
Got plenty wine

[Chorus]
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice
Ooh what it do to you, to you, to you

[Outro]
White Port & Lemon Juice
Ooh what it do to you, to you, to you
White Port & Lemon Juice
Ooh what it do to you-hooo