Woyne’s Xmas

[Chorus]
We wish you a very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas

[Verse 1]
I left your present outside for you
Please don't ruin the surprise
Can you close your eyes?
This one's very light
He wags his tail at night
Rub his tummy right
I make Commet and Dancer
Cupid and Prancer
Donner and Vixen
Blitzen and Dasher
These are my buddies
We glide over pastures
With presents for toddlers
All the way to parents

[Pre-Chorus]
I chopped it up the Santa
Put you on my wish list
So that I can have us
A very merry Christmas
I wrapped all the presents
For people that are listed
I hope that you all have a very Merry Christmas

[Chorus]
We wish you a very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas

First up in Canada from north side
Saint Nick got pissed 'cause we stopped for some pork rinds
I forgot that they leave cookies on the doorside
Waste of precious time but Rudolph put on overdrive
We got to finish in ninety-five minutes
'Fore kids wake up sad and
We ruin their Christmas
US was breezy
SA was easy
Asia and Europe before they can see me

[Pre-Chorus]
I chopped it up with Santa
Put you on my wish list
So that I can have us
A very merry Christmas
I wrapped all the presents
For people that I listed
I hope that you all have a very Merry Christmas

[Chorus]
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas

We wish you a very merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas
A very Merry Christmas