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“Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too” is a track on Say Anything’s album …Was a Real Boy, which was a bonus disk in the reissue of …Is A Real Boy.
In the song, Max Bemis talks about having phone sex with a minor and how he knows what he’s doing is wrong, even as he continues to do it.
[Verse 1]
If I die and go to hell real soon
It will appear to me as this room
And for eternity I'd lay in bed
In my boxers, half stoned
With a pillow under my head
[Verse 2]
I'd be chatting on the interweb
Maggots prey upon the living dead
I had no interest in the things she said
On the phone every day
I'll permanently hit the hay, hey
[Chorus]
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
[Verse 3]
At this rate
I'll be heading for electric chairs
I'm only human, with my cross to bear
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules
My rabbi taught me in the old shul
[Verse 4]
You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick, dark world
Know that you will be my downfall
But I call, and I call, and I call
[Chorus]
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
Called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
[Bridge]
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
(Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want
(Then I lied about it)
I don't know what I want
(Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want
(Then I lied about it)
[Chorus]
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
Called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
[Outro]
(Woah!)
I called her on the phone
(Woah!)
And she touched herself
(Woah!)
She touched herself
(Woah!)
She touched herself
(Woah!)
Called her on the phone
(Woah!)
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too was written by Max Bemis.
Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too was produced by Tim O’Heir & Max Bemis & Stephen Trask.
Say Anything released Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too on Tue Aug 23 2005.