Wow

Yes I've never felt so weird before
Things just never seem to come that easy
So I get up off the floor with that skanky little whore
It's just so easy, easy to fall in love

Let's wing a simple rhyme, one that means nuttin'
It's cool just wastin' time, okay wow

Whoa oh oh, whoa whoa oh, whoa whoa, okay okay

You put your body next to mine, feel the vibration
Tell me what's your sign?, what's your sign?
It's a tonic and Bombay, a tasty beverage
Parlez vous français, wow
Apple crates, lemon peelers
Sissy bars and acid dealers

El Coleco porno, what did I say?
Viva la amore (ooh, that's french) wow
Kept inept in shrink wrap, I'm a cereal killer
And I'm the free inside, die rabbit die, wow
Laptop nights and porno sites
Rosey palms and disco lights

She said she'd keep her cool
She said she'd keep her cool
Well I say okay, just stay away from me and my boys
She said she'd keep her cool
Well I say okay, just stay away from me and my boys
She said she'd keep her cool
Laptop nights and porno sites
Rosey palms and disco lights

I think I lost my mind, a mashed potato
Serve it up french fried, wow
This ain't the last hurrah, it's time to say bye
So que sera sera, wow wow wow, wow

Frosted flakes and hashish cakes
Crunchy rice, ten thousand lakes
Laptop nights and porno sites
Boogie nights and disco lights wow!