WOTFI 2019 Rap Battle: Rewritten by AI

[SMG4:] Games with Mario?

This is Super Mario Run

GIF

I'm getting a blowjob

I'm writing about it in my Google Docs

About how it never actually happened

[Mario:] Bro, your FPS flair is an EA title

Just like League of Legends on Facebook

My family just kicked me out of the house

[Wario:] (OH, MY GOD!)

[Mario:] I'll never sort this shit out at 11:30 at night

[X:] Okay, this really isn't working, jury

I committed first degree murder for my sexual desires

[SMG4:] If that's going to happen, I'm going back to school

[Mario:] I brought poison for two!

[SMG4:] Oh .

You know, I'm happy I'm a piece of human shit

But I'm not required to poo

[Mario:] (WHAT!)

It's good that you play games with giant boobs, jiggly butts, and giant cocks

(Oof!)

[X:] Okay, this is becoming Twitter, I don't know if I love it, do you?

[SMG4:] All the poor villagers seek out their memories

As thеy're being taxed by thе government

Mario's more suited for Argentina

Mario's more suited, Mario's more suited

The simple answer is I'm an absolute failure

If I were a bird, I would be lonely

[Mario:] Bro, why do you think girls can't fart?

JUST CLOSE THE FUCKING BAG!

Welcome to Virginia, it's not a happy place

The cold weather is made out of heat

Gas prices are too high because of 200 different homes

[X:] This is so frustrating

I took too much Advil

This isn't even a better week!

[Bob:] You need a game with fucking enemies!

[Fishy:] No, no, a game with Capitalism!

[Axol:] A drawing game will help you understand politics

Email this story, enter your name

[Shroomy:] Be sure to take breaks during The Purge!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!

[Saiko:] 教皇と一緒に格闘ゲームをプレイしなければなりません

[Luigi:] I know you two are already friends

But you should be in a gay relationship

[SMG4/Mario:] No

[SMG4:] Mario, just go home

The Wii U sucked!

All it could play was Gamecube games

This really grinds my gears!

Trump:

[Mr. Game & Watch:] (0)

[SMG4:] Image: Shutterstock

[Mr. Game & Watch:] (9)

[Mario:] I'm sorry, bro, but don't taste my ass

I'm already pregnant, I'm already pregnant

And they're twins, and you're the mom

THIS RELATIONSHIP DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

[X:] YOU GUYS GOT 10 SECONDS BEFORE I KISS OLD WOMEN, I PROMISE THIS ISN'T KINKY!

[SMG4:] Hey, man, this isn't gay or straight

[Mario:] Yeah, dude, Trump is conservative

[X's Gun:] Activating instant kill

[SMG4:] Oh, god, Mario, I love Communism!

[Mario:] You too!

Uh . . . May 12, 2008!