World War Willie

[Verse 1]
I got a girl and she comes from France
She looks so good in her underpants
She walks these hills like a hangman’s dream
Most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen
I got a girl and she comes from Mars
She lives on cake and candy bars
She won’t say yes but she don’t say no
She fills my Cavalier boots with snow

[Chorus]
World War Willie
World War Willie
Late at night things can get silly
World War Willie
World War Willie
Oh, oh, oh

[Verse 2]
I got a girl and her name is Jean
She puts my dog in a washing machine
She plays a mean ole violin
And brushes her tech with bathtub gin
Well I know a woman and her name Jan
I kiss her on the face whenever I can
Sometimes she’ll even kiss me back
Till I found out her teeth were black

[Chorus]
World War Willie
World War Willie
Things get rough when your last name’s Nillie
World War Willie
World War Willie
Oh

[Verse 3]
I got a girl and her name is Mole
She’s a Harvard grad and a CEO
Well she’s so smart Einstein would blush
Put some airplane glue on my hairbrush
Well I know a woman on the East Coast
She fries my eggs and burns my toast
She’s the one I like the best
That’s why I have to move out West

[Chorus]
World War Willie
World War Willie
Late at night things can get silly
World War Willie
World War Willie
Oh

[Verse 4]
The world’s a jungle isn’t it a pity
That’s why I live in New York City
Where deep inside the battles rage
Where met Sue or is it Sage
Well I’m gonna find true love someday
Let’s hope before I’m old and gray
Until that time tell your cousin Millie
Look out babe it’s world War Willie

[Chorus]
World War Willie
World War Willie
Things get rough when your last name’s Nillie
World War Willie
World War Willie
Oh