WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP DADS (19 HOURS)

[Awsten Knight, Background Voice]
Do you think I own the fucking electric company?
Turn off these fucking li-

[Felony Steve]
First name Felony
Last name Steve
I show up to your niece's bat mitzvah wearing all fleece
Thanks? You like it?
I got it from your daddy
Felony Steve never met his daddy so he'll marry yours (Ah Yeah)
I'll hide you in my ham box
I'm walking round in wet socks (Ah Yeah)
I'm eating Ruby Tuesday lamb chops
In my gold crocs
(Ah Yeah)
I got more daddies than alla y'all
I got more dads than Australia (Ah Yeah)
I got more dads than you could ever really want
And they all take me to Luby's

[Felonezer Scrooge]
During a vaginal childbirth, the first stage of labor lasts about 12-19 hours
12-19 hours
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12-19 hours

[DWHB]
I don't know what daddy is, what's daddy? Tell me please
Is daddy big or tiny, small? His elbows or his knees?
Does daddy do the monthly job or eat a dinner plate?
Does daddy do the monthly job or swim in lover's lake?
Daddy saw the kissing hair above their crusty lips
At least I think a daddy does unless they're playing tricks
Stevie says that daddies go to bed on Christmas Eve
But I think that daddies never sleep, so shame on fetus Steve

[Felonezer Scrooge]
During a vaginal childbirth, the first stage of labor lasts about 12-19 hours
12-19 hours
12-19 hours
12-19 hours
12-19 hours

During a vaginal childbirth, the first stage of labor lasts about 12-19 hours
12-19 hours
12-19 hours
12-19 hours
12-19 hours