Words of Wisdom (Interlude)

[Skit]
Wyclef: Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to Wyclef Words of Wisdom. Have you ever been sitting in your house at two o'clock in the morning and you get a mysterious phone call from a girl that you don't know? (Wyclef, Wyclef, I'll soar to the sun and ignite the moon, and walk on burning coals for your love) Now, hold on, think with your mind and not with your pistol. (You'll do what?) 'Cause if you invite her over this is what might happen (Okay, I ain't gon' do all that, but you know I loves me some Wyclef honey) (I love)
Passerby: Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! (What the f-, yo, yo, yo) Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! (Shit, oh sh-)
Cop: Freeze! Put your hands in the air!
Wyclef: Officer, you don't understand, she called me, I was sleeping, I was minding my business
Cop: I don't give a flying fuck, I'll bet two bits, a bottle of piss, you're fuckin' guilty!
Wyclef: (Yes, yes) Nobody's protected