Words From The Headmaster

[spoken - Announcer]
"Ladies and gentlemen
Boys and girls
Welcome to your first day here at the School of Whimsy
We hope you enjoy learn and have the silliest time possible
Please welcome your head master"

[Professor Elemental]
Welcome everybody to the very first semester
Thus intended to suggest you might designate a session
Cross section, a selection of my peers and hear the rest of
The wonderful collection of the Elemental Lectures
It's the grand opening!
Stand close and bring the whole family and sandwiches
And don't forget to sing the school anthem
You know, 'Everybody's weird'
But this is our place, so everybody cheer!
I've got ideas, and inventions, survival tactics
By the time you've arrived I'll have penned a classic
I want you to be happy, I'll be bending backwards
To bring you the best raps, not to mention ad libs!
With Nick on the cuts, on the ones and twos
You know we only do stuff if it's fun to do
So whatever else you're doing while you're listening
We can face it all together, if you're sobbing, play with me!
It's a little bit different from what's gone before
But familiar enough so you're reassured
If the real world's calling we've got the cure
It'll be here in this recording, or on my tour
This is all you need, this is awesome, sure
Tom's got what you need if you want some more
This is the original beginning of the thing
We like to call Professor Elemental's School of Whimsy!