Woof Woof Woof

Here's a friend I never had
He's so good at being bad
That's my little doggy dude
And these are all the shoes he chewed
He goes walking down the street
Biting everyone he meets
Bark, and snap, and sniff, and scratch
Show some teeth, and then attack
I love my purple ball of fluff
I flip a switch and turn him off

Turn him on...

(Woof woof woof)
He loves to howl
(Woof woof woof)
Oh, what a growl
(Woof woof woof)
Just watch him play
And chase those annoying brats away

What?

Fangs that glisten in the sun
They make all the children run
He's the toughest little cur
A fighting flеabag full of fur
I'll get rid of Sporta-spud
Me, and my canine bud
With my plan that's so darn clеver
I'll make him leave town forever
I love my little robot hound
He's the meanest mutt around

(Woof woof woof)
He loves to howl
(Woof woof woof)
Oh, what a growl
(Woof woof woof)
Just watch him play
And chase those annoying brats away

One more time!

(Woof woof woof)
He loves to howl
(Woof woof woof)
Oh, what a growl
(Woof woof woof)
Just watch him play
And chase those annoying brats away