Wonderful YT

[Verse 1]
Well I used to visit YouTube 'cuz it always made me smile
Its creators gave me breathers from the world once in a while
Now I'm wondering which one of them's a secret pedophile
You will not find a torrent of content more abhorrent
Than the garbage you can find here on YT

[Verse 2]
You've got folks like old Shane Dawson who've pioneered a niche
Of youtuber documentaries that really scratch an itch
'Cuz I sure love watching millionaires pretend they aren't rich
With a house in the hills, it sorta freakin' feels that
No one's really that authentic on YT

[Bridge 1]
And if you're talentless yet still deserve to thrive
Just read some tweets or Reddit posts to stay alive

[Verse 3]
Can't forget the drama channels who help all of us connect
To the vapid petty gossip, that we'd otherwise forget
It's like watching TMZ, except with somehow less respect
You can try to deny it, it's all a stinkin' riot
In the cesspool of our wonderful YT

[Verse 4]
You've got content aimed at children with highly suggestive themes
And some opportunists Oiuja boarding recently deseased
But we don't have women spittin' poison into cats at least
There's a small silver lining, I think it's worth remindin'
There could always be far worse here on YT

[Bridge 2]
And if you're politically active on our site
Prepare yourself for constant whining all the time
(Only it's for money)

[Verse 5]
We've got "communists" in "Breadtube" greeting all their new comrades
While the chuds are here deciding who's a virgin or a chad
But without this bullshit we might have to talk to Mom and Dad
No, we won't have an answer to all this constant cancer
That you'll find here on out glorious YT!

[heavy cough, burps]
...Thank you