Wombo Combo Remix

[Intro]
I've been developing a new attack
The problem is, it takes me a while to gather the energy for it
So, you'll have to last against him alone for five minutes
Alright. (Oh yeah... Wombo Combo Remix, Yeah!)

[Verse 1: Adam Javon]
Press 'A' to jump and 'B' to Up Smash
Repeatedly pressin' right and direct a speedy dash
R.O.B.O, Fox and Wolf keep acting like flash
Only use Ike for my Soul Attacks
And as you can see I stay up on Brawl
Like a fighter, man, UFC has defeated all
Slam down the controller after Wombo Combo
Hyrule is the only place where this Link is calm, bro
Super Smashing anything that you think is happening
This is crew right here is gonna do some major tracking
Me and Villain are two slackers, but Stains is never slacking
Me and FT 3G like a cellphone package
If we talking package we mean strictly for the gamers
Tragedy the tracks have you trapped like chambers
I see a chick I'm feeling I gotta get to know the name of
And need digits, so I'mma need a number
Hey, How you doin'? That's cool
What's your name, Where're you from and where'd you go to school?
Well i see that you probably think I am a fool
But no, I know so more much than you do
But in the future, we can see from the same view
Use your head for these things like Ness or Mewtwo
Don't want to move too fast like Sonic usually does
Because it makes it easier for a female to run

[Chorus]
WOMBO COMBO!
WHERE IS YOU AT!?
OH, OH MY GOD... WOMBO COMBO!
(What the fuck was that? WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!?)
OH! GET YO ASS WHOOPED!
OH! GET YO ASS WHOOPED!
(WOMBO COMBO!)
Wow... (GET YO ASS WHOOPED!)
Piccolo, do you think that you can manage that attack one more time?
Yes, Goku, with pleasure
I see you had a surprise attack all along, you sly dog
Now, hold on tight, this is the last time I can do this!

[Verse 2: A Casual Villain]
Never turn my back on my city or my team
No LeBron James, I follow the plane
What's up New Orleans?
I rise to occasion, Viagra
And watch them all fall, Niagara
Cook up these shrimps like a seafood platter
The Plue Starfox beat is the batter
My words is hot grease, my mouth is the skillet
Turn the stove on high so these clams all fillet
I'm illin, I get really tired of rappin' to these morons
Look at the man in the mirror, call him Zordon
Face it, your basic, the beats I laced it
You still couldn't see me with the surgery of Lasik
Pwned it, raped it, they waiting on my album like Halo Reach
It's gonna hit like gravity hammer, Halo 3
Call me Noob Slaybot, no mercy for the rookie
They sound like a Ewok, I'm more like a Wookie
Palpatine flow, no punk Darth Vader
My raps Death Star, permanent vacate ya
They can't manage my mechanics, I'm from Omicron, Vader
Mass Effect player, Krogan slayer
No need for Jenna Meis'
Knock 'em down with my biotics, dangerous brainwaves
Game and vernacular, spectacular, not for the news
They stand there confused, Google it, fool
(Villain... Villain!)

[Bridge]
Where did he go!?
Where did--
Where did--
Where did--
Where--
Where--
Where did he go!?
Not out of this fight yet...
Y'all don't know my name. Jowin, alternatively

[Verse 3: Jowin]
FT with the brackets
Do I color you impressed, or is that color not attractive?
Weaklings are made of Clay like Cassius
Anything someone says easily molds a reaction
Up Smash, Happy Feet, Anything to stay active
The clapping is Laxitive to keep you gassed when you rapping
I'm sharper than a cactus and the hate I stay passive
We all have an opinion, their opinion's just the wackest
Draw it out and map it to prepare your plan of action
You'll only see the results and do not consider the back end
My sense is not common but at least I have sense
Not common meaning rare, hard-to-find that ish...
(Look at that up smash
Happy Feet, that ain't Falco
That ain't-- Oh, OH OOOOH!)
WOMBO COMBO!
And this is how we do that
My Wombo Combo got the world wondering where you at
Yuffie got the loops like Toucan
I bring this revolution full circle if you lose track
Got pressure on the brain like a Durag
And squeal like Iwata, no eyes like Zubat
Are you able to compute that or are you tired of these sessions?
Listening to my rhymes will get you wise like questions
I'm taking you through the motions, they happen to be poetic
Kowloon, stay tuned, it only gets more epic

[Outro]
(WOMBO COMBO!)
Wow (OOOOH!) (My fucking dick hurts! MY DICK HURTS!) Boback's dick is hard...
Oh my god... We're all a little bit hard!