Wolf Tickets

I had a hundred grand on my Amex card
When Blink-182 pulled out
The production office was a bloody mess
The Bahamians pulled their clout

Caravan dropped kids at the beach club
They had nowhere else to go
We never got our shit together
It was hours 'til the show

So drink up your tequila
Enjoy it while you can
There's a riot on the horizon
Of the broken-promised land

We sold wolf tickets, wolf tickets
Wolf tickets to the upper class, we sold
Wolf tickets, wolf tickets
Come in and еnjoy the show

We bought Pablo Escobar's island
It cost a pretty stack
But wе showed our hand in the first ad
And we had to give it back

The captain looked in the mirror
With the mouthwash in his hand
He caught himself preparing
To blow the customs man

So finish off your vape pen
Enjoy it while you can
There's a rain-soaked mattress waiting for you
In the broken-promised land

We sold wolf tickets, wolf tickets
Wolf tickets to the upper class, we sold
Wolf tickets, wolf tickets
Come in and enjoy the show

Believing in Ja Rule was my first mistake
But I know better now
Billy the Grifter was on the take
We all know better now

He got the best of his investors
He took us all for a ride
He flashed big white teeth at the SEC
And he took it all in stride

So snap off your last selfies
Enjoy it while you can
Your refund is still pending
In the broken-promised land

We sold wolf tickets, wolf tickets
Wolf tickets to the upper class, we sold
Wolf tickets, wolf tickets
Try to enjoy the show

We sold wolf tickets, wolf tickets
Wolf tickets to the upper class, we sold
Wolf tickets, wolf tickets
Hope you enjoy the show