Woah_respect.mid

Jaws, the shark, a-lurking in the dark
Of the depths of the sea, one day on a lark
Decides to get rowdy, get real violent
Takes a vay-cay out to Amity Island
Sunshine, lotion, fun in the sun
Blood in the ocean, everybody run!
'Cause it's crazy how few fucks this shark gives
He'll eat naked ladies! He'll eat little kids!
Oh no!

But the one thing keeping the community safe
Is a guy named Brody and his pal Richard Dreyfuss
Jaws don't know that a storm's gonna come
He just wants everyone to be his chum!
(Gеt it? Get it? Get it?)
The mayor don't carе if the townsfolk die
He doesn't wanna spoil the fourth of July
He's like, "Everyone cool it, and go for a swim!"
But holy shit, here comes that fin!

Singing Jaws is here!
Here is Jaws!

A long story short, the beach gets closed
The mayor's like, "Okay, yeah, this blows"
Suddenly Jaws has got a price on his head
But the wrong little shark baby ends up dead
It was Jaws' little brother, now he's pissed!
The mayor just shot to the top of his list
He sneaks in his house in the middle of the night
And he eats that fucker in a single bite!
Golly

(Doo!) Now the mayor's dead, so Brody's in charge
He knows the real killer is still at large
So he and the Dreyfuss make a decision
They're going on a mission, they're gonna go fishin'... for Jaws!
Brody's angry, he's all like, "Fuck it"
He takes a harpoon and welds it to a rocket
Jaws' last words are, "Woah, respect"