Wizard of the Hood

[Intro: 2 Dope]
One time, the ICP with the shit for you and your boys to say "fuck yeah!" to
Yo J, kick some of that shit about the Wizard and all that
Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap, foreheaded fuck

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Aw shit homeboy, you should've seen me
I was flipped at the party, drank a fifth of MD
Straight passed out on this mother's bed
Seven cans of brew going through my head
Dreaming, I was sipping on Faygo
In my dope house and here comes a tornado
Huh, I can't run nowhere
Cause the whole damn house was spinnin' through the air ("Damn!")
And don't laugh just yet
("Your ass landed in motherfuckin' Oz") Bet
And here comes a three and a half foot pimp
With a blue zoot suit and a mack daddy limp
Yo, I got a grip on my weapon
Cause this midget motherfucker and his boys are stepping
"Oh my, look at the witch!"
"You crushed and killed that wicked old bitch"
And they're saying that I'm doomed
Cause I killed some ho that rides on a broom
Fuck this, I'm going back to where I stay
And I'm walking down the yellow brick alleyway

[Interlude]
(We're off to see the Wizard)
(Sing it high, sing it low)
(We're off to see the Wizard)
Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Delray (Yeah)
Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Delray
"Well, go on, motherfucker!"

[Verse 2: Violent J, 2 Dope & John Kickjazz]
Now I'm roaming just like a base-head
Everybody know just where the alley led
And don't say you don't know
Which way to go, yo, there goes the Scarecrow
I ain't playing this bullshit no more
So I whip out the nickel plated double-four
Best tell my ass how to get back
Or I'm going to blow the straw out your fucking head
"You wanna see the wizard?" Fuck yeah, I do
"Get me off this pole and I'll come with you."
You know the Wiz? "Yeah, I used to roll for him
Then he ganked me out a G, now I got a bullet for him"
Now me and the 'crow was walking on bricks
Spittin' and cussin' and holding our dicks
Thinking, damn, this ain't how the movie go
I ain't seen one motherfuckin' rainbow
Ain't a fresh pair of kicks in the land
Just what you thought "There goes the Tin Man"
How to get to the wizard? "What the fuck?"
"I ain't saying shit 'til you oil me up."
I don't see any motherfuckin' oil, bro
"Oil me up with a forty of Red Bull" (Heh)
Just like the book said
Tin Man was stumbling like a crackhead
Old-ass rusted out metal
But we was on our way to see the Wizard of the Ghetto (Yeah)

[Interlude: 2 Dope]
(Somewhere over the rainbow)
Fuck up, bitch! *gunshots*
Damn, this ain't Kansas, ho!
(Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Delray)
This is the Southwest motherfucking Ghetto Zone, bitch! (Word)
(Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Delray)
So pick your skank ass up and you and Toto get the fuck on!

[Verse 3: Violent J and Kid Villain]
Yeah, we've come a long way
(Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Delray)
And I'm a wonderland story book tourist
Gripping that .44 we coming up to the forest
Anything could be out there
Lions, tigers, and maybe a bear
(Hoods and hoodlums and thieves, oh my)
(Hoods and hoodlums and thieves, oh my)
(Hoods and hoodlums and thieves, oh my)
I'ma kick somebody in they fucking eye
Don't fuck with me at a time like this
I'll send out a bullet, guaranteed won't miss
So I just move and the hooks are flying
"Then come and buck with the fucking Lion!"
"I want rings, chains, any kind of gold."
Or what? "Or I'ma let this 9 unfold!"
Man, fuck this, come back to Delray
There you can rob motherfuckers every day
Crackheads, hoes, whatever you can name
Catch all the rich ones coming out the ball game
"Yeah" So finally we was at the castle
And with the guards, we got no hassle
They all just got the fuck out our way
I guess even in Oz they know of Violent J

[Interlude]
(We're off to see the Wizard)
(Sing it high, sing it low)
(We're off to see the Wizard)
Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Delray (Fuck a Wizard)
Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Delray

[Verse 4: Violent J]
Yo, where's the motherfucking wizard stay?
"Who wants to know?" Violent-Psychopath-J
I wanna word with him at gun point
Cause there's no place like Detroit
"Welcome to the Wizard's kingdom"
"The Wizard of the Ghetto as you say"
"Welcome to the Wizard's kingdom"
"Sorry motherfucker, this is where you'll stay"
"Scarecrow, you ain't shit to me"
"And the Lion ain't shit but a snack for three"
"Tin Man, don't take me for a sucker"
"I'll chew your ass up and spit bullets out, motherfucker"
*gunshots* We let it rain
Seventy-nine slugs to his motherfucking brain
Then I stepped back cool and calm
Because the Tin Man was dropping cluster bombs
Everybody know about car jacking
So me and the fellas went home mackin'
Jumped in his smooth-ass ride
Drop top Geo says "Wiz" on the side
Gripped it back to the hood where we came from
And that shit was fun
Next thing I knew I was back at the party
Got up and was finnin' to tell everybody
But then I just let it pass
'Cause I know they'll laugh at my drunk ass

[Outro]
(Heh heh)
(Bull shit!)
(Jumpsteady in the house)
(Fuck you, man, I ain't lyin'!)
Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Delray
Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Delray

[Skit]
Louder, louder, and louder *applause*
Thank you, thank you very much
My next poem is a very short one:
Dismay, dismay
Oh, how there's dismay in may *applause*
Thank you, thank you
And now, poetry from our friend, 2 Dope
(Fuck outta here, man)
A beautiful butterfly came floating by
And landed on my cheek, just a smidget from my eye
I said to my little friend:
GET THE FUCK OFF ME, BUG!
Thank you