With Friends Like These

L: All this violence is puzzling
Maybe the law should intervene
M: All this violence is threatening
Hate is in need of censoring

L+M: Ban hate and violence for our convenience (x2)
(Repeat once)

L: Don't we all know the dangers
Of two conflicting viewpoints?
M: An active troublemaker (?)
Fanning the flame of dissent
L+M: So much aggravation!
L: To all haters: We'll create some laws to stop you
M: You're the danger; you really shouldn't be allowed
To...

L: They piss on morality!
M: They detest humanity!
L: Those savages should be banned!
M: They're so deeply offensive!
L+M: Somebody shut them up!

(Throughout the following section Mary (I think) sings
Something like: "once you catch them, kill them, kill
Them")

L: War can't help it
They'll still be full of hate and shit
M: But it's handy
We'll blame it on human nature
(Repeat from "They piss on... to "Somebody shut them
Up!)

L: We'll censor the hell out of you...
M: We'll coerce evil out of you...
L: We'll cut your tongue if we have to...
M: You're the baddies and we hate you...
(Repeat once)