With All Due Respect

[Intro]
Talk talk yada yada blah blah woof woof
Talk talk yada yada blah blah woof woof

Fake news, fake facts
New days, new hacks
Fake truth, fake lies
Guess what? Surprise!
Fake fun, fake facts
Hey look, new tax
Fake red, fake blue
Fake me... Well, fake you

[Verse 1]
Ow!
On the TV talk shows, on the radio
The talking heads put on their show
They got the answers, these pundits do
In ruby red and royal blue

(Oh no) But watch out these cognoscenti (Oh no)
Hot dog they sure know plenty (Oh no)
They remind us night and day

(Ooh) But should I ever meet one (Ooh)
I'd walk right up to greet them (Ooh)
And here's politely what I'd say
What I'd say

[Chorus]
With all due respect
You are an asshole!
With all due respect
You make me sick!
With all due respect
Plug up your pie hole!
With all due respect
You don't deserve no damn respect

[Verse 2]
In their ivory towers from their limousines
They've all forgotten what it means
To be discarded, and left behind
When you're out of sight, you're out of mind

(Oh no) But all these know-it-alls (Oh no)
Meatballs and Barbie dolls (Oh no)
With breaking news and all the facts
(Breaking news and all the facts)
(Breaking news and heart attacks)
(Ooh) We come to realize (Ooh)
And shouldn't be surprised (Ooh)
They're hiding this behind their backs
Their partisan hacks

[Chorus]
With all due respect
You are an asshole!
With all due respect
You make me sick!
With all due respect
Plug up your pie hole!
With all due respect
You don't deserve no damn respect

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
(Oh no) Take all your blowvieatings (Oh no)
Jacked up to spike the ratings (Oh no)
And all that fear you're tryin' to sell
(All that fear you're tryin' to sell)
(And all that beer you're tryin' to sell)
(Ooh) And put misinformation (Ooh)
Designed to split the nation (Ooh)
Straight up your ass and go to hell
You go to hell!

[Chorus]
With all due respect
You are an asshole!
With all due respect
You make me sick!
With all due respect
Plug up your pie hole!
With all due respect
You don't deserve no damn respect

[Outro]
Talk talk yada yada blah blah woof woof
Talk talk yada yada blah blah woof woof