Wish You Were Beer

[Verse 1]
I wrote a postcard
To you baby
'Cuz you've been gone a whole lot lately
Bought a twelve pack
Kicked back and thought I'd get a little gone too

Got a new crush
She's a head rush
She's one of a hell of a whole lot more fun
Than your heart that is as cold as this can that I'm holdin' on to
So between me and you

[Chorus]
I'm drunk, I'm wasted, I'm high, hell I'm faded
My vision is blurry, but I'm hope I'm being perfectly clear
Cuz this buzz I've been chasing
Ain't as better than my love that you wasted
And if you ever think I wish you were here, no I wish you were beer

[Verse 2]
She's bubbly, she thinks I'm funny
And she sure costs a lot less money
And a party ain't a party 'til she rolls through that door
I ain't hurtin' no more

[Chorus]
Yeah I'm drunk, I'm wasted, I'm high, hell I'm faded
My vision is blurry, but I hope I'm being perfectly clear
Yeah this buzz I've been chasing
Ain't as better as the love that you wasted
And if you ever think I wish you were here, no I wish you were beer

[Bridge]
Y'all listen to this right here now...
If you ever get to missing me and wishin' you could come back home
You should know
I'll be super busy, tipsy cuz she lets me tap her keg
All night long

[Chorus]
I'm drunk, I'm wasted, I'm high, hell I'm faded
My vision's blurry, but I'm hope I'm being perfectly clear
I wish you were beer
Cuz this buzz I've been chasing
Ain't as better than the love that you wasted
And if you ever think I wish you were here
Girl if you ever think I wish you were here
If you ever think I wish you were here
No, I wish you were beer

Cuz I'm drunk, I'm wasted, I'm high, hell I'm faded
My vision's blurry, but I'm hope I'm being perfectly clear
Yeah this buzz I've been chasing
Ain't as better as the love that you wasted
And if you ever think I wish you were here
Oh, I wish you were beer