The ins and outs of the January transfer period in the 2013/14 Premier League season. You may not care, but to some this definitely…Mata…s? I’m sorry, I’ll leave the puns now. Wait, one more. You should…Defoe check out the rest of the Barclays Premier League coverage on Rap Genius. Alright, I’m done...
Cabaye, Yohan; Newcastle United - Paris St-Germain (£19,000,000)
Cole, Carlton; West Ham United - Re-Signed (Free)
da Silva, Fábio; Manchester United - Cardiff City (Undisclosed Fee)
de Bruyne, Kevin; Chelsea - Wolfsburg (€20,000,000)
de Jong, Luuk; Borussia Monchengladbach - Newcastle United (Undisclosed Fee)
Defoe, Jermain; Tottenham Hotspur - Toronto FC (£8,000,000)
Dempsey, Clint; Seattle Sounders - Fulham (Loan)
Eikrem, Magnus Wolff; Heerenveen - Cardiff (Undisclosed Fee)
Essien, Michael; Chelsea - AC Milan (Undisclosed Fee)
Guidetti, John; Manchester City - Stoke (Loan)
Gutierrez, Jonas; Newcastle - Norwich (Loan)
Holtby, Lewis; Tottenham - Fulham (Loan)
Ireland, Stephen; Aston Villa - Stoke (Free)
Jelavić, Nikica; Everton - Hull City (Undisclosed Fee)
Jones, Kenwyne; Stoke City - Cardiff City (Swap for Peter Odemwingie)
Long, Shane; Hull City - West Bromwich Albion (£7,000,000)
Mata, Juan; Chelsea - Manchester United (£37,000,000)
Matic, Nemanja; Benfica - Chelsea (£20,750,000)
McGeady, Aiden; Spartak Moscow - Everton (Undisclosed Fee)
N'Gog, David; Bolton Wanderers - Swansea City (Undisclosed Fee)
Nocerino, Antonio; AC Milan - West Ham United (Loan)
Obika, Jonathan; Tottenham Hotspur - Brighton and Hove Albion (Loan)
Odemwingie, Peter; Cardiff City - Stoke City (Swap for Kenwyne Jones)
Osvaldo, Pablo Daniel; Southampton - Juventus (Loan + Optional Purchase For €19,000,000)
Salah, Mohamed; FC Basel - Chelsea (Undisclosed Fee)
Traoré, Lacina; AS Monaco - Everton (Loan)
Zaha, Wilfried; Manchester United - Cardiff City (Loan)