‘Winter Blows’ is the first parody from artist Pixie Lee. Lee has admitted that he doesn’t like Winter, and would do anything to avoid Snow.
Lee’s parents have also made jokes about Snow like the following:
Snow. Shit. No. One. Wants.
Lee has also admitted that snow messed up his knees, and other...
[Verse 1]
Oh the weather outside is spiteful
But there’s no fire, not delightful
And since there’s so much fucking snow
Winter blows, winter blows, winter blows
[Verse 2]
Fuck it doesn’t show signs of stopping
Do we have any corn for popping?
Turn those fucking lights down low
Winter blows, winter blows, winter blows
[Chorus]
Winter blows, winter blows, winter blows
The snow can kiss my ass
It's freezing on your glass
Oh, just stop the snow
Winter blows, winter blows, winter blows
[Post-Chorus]
Do we have to kiss goodnight?
I’ll freeze my ass off in the storm
Please don’t hold me really tight
Then in your house, I’ll be warm
[Verse 3]
Look! The fire’s slowly dying
Shut up, and stop good-bye-ing
Hopefully you still love me though
Winter blows, winter blows, winter blows
[Chorus]
Winter blows, winter blows, winter blows
The snow can kiss my ass
It's freezing on your glass
Oh, just stop the snow
Winter blows, winter blows, winter blows
[Post-Chorus]
Do we have to kiss goodnight?
I’ll freeze my ass off in the storm
Please don’t hold me really tight
Then in your house, I’ll be warm
[Outro]
Look! The fire’s slowly dying (Winter blows)
Shut up, and stop good-bye-ing
Hopefully you still love me though (Winter blows)
Winter blows, winter blows, winter blows!
Winter Blows was written by ⛧Andi Malus⸸.
Winter Blows was produced by Pixie Production.
⛧Andi Malus⸸ released Winter Blows on Sat Dec 12 2020.
The chorus was added, and wasn’t in the original, and so are the labels.
Also, since this is a parody, the entire song isn’t the same against the original.