Winston

She makes men into boys
She makes giants into men
She'll have you feeling guilty
Before you can count to ten

Poor Winston
Sharp mind and a body to match
Poor Winston
Fine fancy karma, able, too, at that
Who is the girl in the fiberglass shorts?
Well, it's got to be Winston Schwartz

You can't outtalk her
Cause she talks too fast
You can't outthink her
She's a New York flash
She makes love to you
And tell you you're in love
You make love to her
She says you don't know how to do it

Poor Winston
Sharp mind and a body to match
Fine fancy karma, able, too, at that

Poor Winston
Sharp mind and a body to match
Poor Winston
Fine fancy karma, able, too, at that
Who is the girl in the fiberglass shorts?
Well, it's got to be Winston Schwartz