Winning With Women

[Intro]

[Verse 1]
Well, a bird in the hands is a fine thing
Well, a carpet in the bush ain't rare
But a dicky bird just come and told me
If I ain't careful I could lose an ear

[Chorus]
Oh, 'cause there ain't no winnin' with women
There ain't no winnin' at all
There ain't no winnin' with women
There ain't no winnin', for sure

[Instrumental]

[Verse 2]
Well, don't they seem a little too impatient
But a boy has gotta find his girl
And if it's love or it's infatuation
Well, if it's either then I know it darn well

[Chorus]
Oh, that there ain't no winnin' with women
There ain't no winnin' at all
There ain't no winnin' with women
There ain't no winnin', for sure

[Instrumental]

[Verse 3]
Well, there's a thing about a fine, young filly
Makes you think about a fool of mare
Well, she'll turn her back and walk on from you
Then stop and look 'cause you're still there

[Chorus]
Oh, 'cause there ain't no winnin' with women
There ain't no winnin' at all
There ain't no winnin' with women
There ain't no winnin', for sure

[Instrumental]

[Chorus]
Oh, 'cause there ain't no winnin' with women
There ain't no winnin' at all
There ain't no winnin' with women
There ain't no winnin', for sure

[Outro]
Oh Lord, there ain't no winnin' with women
There ain't no winnin' at all
There ain't no winnin' with women
There ain't no winnin', that's all

There ain't no winnin' with women
There ain't no winnin' at all
Lord, there ain't no winnin' with women
There ain't no winnin', that's all