Wine with Dinner (Night Cap)

Keep you hemp and your mushrooms
Your smack and Nembutal
Me, I'm into fruit and grains - give me alcohol!
Call me thirsty, call me oral, call me what you like
But when I'm sober call me Loudon - do not call me Mike

Drinks before dinner and wine with dinner and after dinner drinks
Single entendre, Help Me, Rhonda, search for missing links
Come with me and you will se that it all will be alright
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Wino, he's gonna guide our sleigh tonight
Let's go!