Windowlicker Scratch Intro (Cos-Mix)

[Introduction: Marcus Morris and Gary Cruz]
I hope we find some motherfuckin' bitches soon, man, nigga, I’m hornier than a motherfucker, nigga, you know what I'm sayin', nigga?
I don’t give a fuck, homes!
I don't give a fuck neither, motherfucker, hope we find some bitches, man
I don't give a fuck!
Ah, motherfucker, we need to find us some hoes up in this motherfucker, man, for real. You know what I'm s-- Nigga, man, what the fuck is you slowing down for, nigga, drive this motherfuckin' fool! Roll, nigga, damn!
Man, fuck you homes!
We ain't gettin' nowhere-- We'll get-- We’ll get nowhere, man, with you drivin’ like a little-- drivin' like a little bitch, man, you ain’t Drivin' Miss motherfuckin' Daisy, nigga! Just roll, nigga, shit!
Man, I'm gettin’ tired of rollin' with your slow ass, nigga, just roll, man. Some nice y-- oh, there go some bitches right there, oh hell yeah. Nigga, just roll. It's on, motherfucker, yeah, nigga. Damn, I just can't wait, man, nigga horny as a motherfucker, man, dick all hard, nigga, I'm ready to fuck, nigga, straight up, nigga. I'ma bout to get my groove motherfuckin' on, y' hear me, nigga?
Man, fuck you homes!
Nigga- Nigga, quit slowin' this motherfuckin' ride down, nigga, what's wrong with you, fool? Nigga, somethin' wrong with your motherfuckin' feet! Nigga, drive this motherfucker, man, just get the fuck to where we got to go, nigga!
I don't give a fuck, home!
Damn! The fuck goin' on up in this bitch? Lemme play my shit, nigga! This is my motherfuckin' tape up in this bitch! Shit!
I don't give a fuck!

[Scratching: Marcus Morris, Gary Cruz]

Look, shut the fuck up, nigga! You gettin' on my motherfuckin' nerves, nigga!

[Scratching: Marcus Morris, Gary Cruz, Chiquita Martin and Marcy Turner]

Oh shit, hey, nigga, hey. Hey, 'ey-- now-- 'ey, man, turn this motherfuckin' car 'round, man. 'Ey, turn this motherfucker around, fool! Oh, shit, oh, nigga. Oh, it's on, nigga. It's on up in this motherfucker, man
Hey, nigga- nig- hey, c'mon, man
Alright, fool

What's up, baby girls?
Hey, what's crackin', bitch?

[Development: Marcus Morris, Gary Cruz, Chiquita Martin and Marcy Turner]

The fuck goin' on up in this motherfucker?
Not your broke ass, nigga!
Ooh. Ooohoohoo
C'mon, girl, why you gotta be broke, girl? What's happening?
Why don't you two girls come over and get into the car, you know? Let's go!
Let's roll, we just want y'all to ride with us

Why, 'cause you ain't nothing but some broke trash-ass niggas, you simple-ass fool, don't be comin' up talkin' your shit to me!
Why you gotta fuckin' bullshit me like that, bitch?
Girl... [to Cruz] Nigga slow your roll, nigga, you just drive

Girl, you get in, you can sit right here on my motherfuckin' lap, let's roll! Got this party in the-- 'Ey, nigga, slow down, nigga, hold on, let me do this shit, slow down
I ain't say nothin', fool!

Girl, go on, get in this car, girl, we gonna retire, we gonna handle our business
[?], fool!
Nigga, just shut the fuck up, nigga!
Shit you should shut the fuck up, homes

Girl, go on, get in the car, girls, we can handle this business, girl. Make a nigga wanna fuck, girl, go on in the car
What? You ain't got shit comin'! You ain't got shit comin'!
Nothin'. Not a motherfuckin' thing
How do you think I'mma talk to you with your fake-ass silver on, nigga, you can't even have gold! What can you do for me?
This nigga? Oh, wait wait wait wait wait!

Wait, let me handle this. Hey girl...
Girl, what the-- Girl, the-- what the fuck is you talking about broke? Girl, do you see somethin' broke about this, girl?
Keep rollin'! You have got nothin' to offer me with your broke ass! And take your mama car home, nigga! Please!
Bitch, don't try to diss me, hoe! Bitch, don't try to diss me, girl, I'm a playa, girl, for real! Playa, playa, girl!
Man, fuck that, fool!
Nigga, shut the fuck up man!
No, you shut the fuck up, fool!
Let me handle this business, man!
Man, fuck you homes!
We don't get no pussy with your fuckin' broke ass, nigga!
I don't give a fuck!
Nigga, you ain't gonna get no pussy, no way! Don't nobody wanna talk to your broke trashy ass. Look at you! Nigga, look at your hair!
Let him say what he gotta say

Oh, girl, don't talk about my motherfuckin' hair! No no no, fuck you don't talk about my hair! Bitch, fuck you, girl!

Look at his hair!
Yo' shit is wack
Nigga, you need to get something done to your shit
You really do
That's right! That's right, that's what I said, nigga! You ain't about shit, your hair ain't neither!

Bitch! Don't be acting like no fuckin' stuck-up hoe! Like you from Beverly Hills or some shit
You think you're all that, bitch? What you talking about bitch? What you trying to diss me for, fool? Man, fuck that bitch!
Girl, go on, get in the car, let's roll. Fuck you holding up, girl? Girl, don't be puttin' your motherfuckin' nose up in the air, bitch! 'Ey, nigga, slow down!
Eh, fuck this bitch, homes!
Girl, go- 'ey, nigga, slow your motherfuckin' roll, fool! Slow your roll, nigga!
Okay then fool, go ahead, talk to her. I'm talkin' about me and her
Lemme handle this, lemme handle this. Girl, get on, go get on in this motherfuckin' ride, get in the fuckin' car, and let's roll and do this shit! Nigga, d'you slow down let me do this shit
Man, fuck you homes!
Girl, we wants to fuck, you know what I'm sayin'? Get on in the car, go get some liquor, and we gon' get it on, girl!
You simple-ass nigga! You better roll on!
Look, we ain't never get pussy cause your stupid personality, man! Man shut the fuck up, man!
Man, fuck you, that's all you, homes!
Fuck that bitch! Let's just roll!
See, you just mad 'cause you can't get no fuckin' play on, that's what--
Fuck you, motherfucker, you can't, motherfucker--

[stretch limo rear ends the car]

[Outro: Aphex Twin]
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