Willy Wonka

[Chorus]
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
I don't really know about Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka, Willy, Willy Wonka

[Verse 1]
Ever since the gates opened to his chocolate factory
No one else noticed, but it's as haunting as it can be
I knew it as soon as he brought 'em in, his captives, he
Likes to call them "Oompa Loompas". They look happy, but they have to be
Part of some experiment like working for free
Building chocolate pyramids and serving for he. (WILLY!)
Just willing to steer them like a car, but will he swerve it
If it gets out of hand? Or will he just turn them into his servants
For life? For Christ sake, how much sight does it take
Until you idiots see that this man is insane?!
"Oooh but his chocolate hits me in just the right place."
Last visit, let's fix it before it's choco-LATE

[Chorus]
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
I don't really know about Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka, Willy, Willy Wonka

[Verse 2]
A mental illness, thought to be a mental illist
But no, "Willy the realist. His chocolate is so delicious
Gotta talk to the misses cause she gonna miss it and can't come with us."
Thank god she didn't, cause it's a nightmare; freaky and fictitious
You can almost hear them saying:
"Save me from this slavery. There's about eighty
Who complain about feeling achy lately
It's making me so uneasy, I pray to Jesus
I don't even believe in him and he's so creepy
This season that I just wanna leave him!"
I really wanna spread the word that he's a monster
Maybe I just need some vodka, cause tonight I've seen a lot of
Freaky ass shit upon arrival like a creepypasta
Well you're about to be leaked and you's a sneaky one
Aren't ya Willy

[Chorus]
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
I don't really know about Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka, Willy, Willy Wonka

[Bridge]
Stir up the chocolate, stir like he taught us
Stir up the chocolate just for Willy Wonka!
Stir up the chocolate, stir like he taught us
Stir up the chocolate just for Willy Wonka!

[Verse 3]
Got them singing while they swirling
It's stinging to see them working
This visit wasn't worth finding a golden ticket, it's worthless!
They don't deserve this, damn
I'm trying to put this on my Instagram
I don't even know where I am
And I can't find any fucking service!
What's so great about his candy anyway?
Mind if I indulge? The high and lows of a Wonka bar
So I grab one and bite it whole
I like but, oohh, how didn't I know?
The ingredients were made to mind control

[Chorus]
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
I don't really know about Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka, Willy, Willy Wonka

[Bridge]
Stir up the chocolate, stir like he taught us
Stir up the chocolate just for Willy Wonka!
Stir up the chocolate, stir like he taught us
Stir up the chocolate just for Willy Wonka!

[Chorus]
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
I don't really know about Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka, Willy, Willy Wonka

Outro (Audio clip from the movie "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory")