Williamsburg Psych Ward

[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Arrested
In Portland, Oregon
Sent up the river
To the house of the nutty
There ain’t time for me

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Once again, I’m locked up in a psych ward
This time, I can’t escape; they assured me
I see a man who headbutts the wall constantly
His head is wrapped in gauze but still bloody
He’s that nutty, and check that girl out over there
She’s beautiful. Too bad she pulled out all her hair
All I care about is findin’ my way outta here
They got a guy in here who throws his own shit in the air
It makes no sense to beat his fuckin’ ass
He just takes out his teeth and laughs
Then there’s this bitch, a vampire creep
She’ll bite your neck, for real, if you asleep

[Chorus]
Williamsburg Psych Ward
(Ha ha ha!) (“75 [?] in”)
Williamsburg Psych Ward
(Ha ha ha!)
Williamsburg Psych Ward
(Ha ha ha!) (“This bitch just shit his pants”)
Williamsburg Psych Ward
(Ha ha ha!)
Williamsburg Psych Ward
(Woo hoo hoo!)

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
They wanna sedate everyone and make ‘em zombies
But I spit my shit out behind the trees
Some of these guys are so smart they can save the debt of the nation
Then they’d eat your face in
Look a this guy, a handsome fellow
He drinks his own piss. His skin is yellow
And this man is just a shell of himself
He hasn’t talked for years. He’s kept alive through wealth
They say his family’s paid. Nobody’s seen him in years
He doesn’t watch TV or have any cares
He’s just a zombie kept alive through meds
What you’re actually seeing is the walking dead

[Chorus]
Williamsburg Psych Ward
(Ha ha ha!) (“Time to take your meds”)
Williamsburg Psych Ward
(Ha ha ha!)
Williamsburg Psych Ward
(Ha ha ha!) (“Put that man in the straits!”)
Williamsburg Psych Ward
(Ha ha ha!)
Williamsburg Psych Ward
(“Masturbating in solitary confinement”) (Woo hoo hoo!)
Williamsburg Psych Ward
(Woo hoo hoo!) (“My prescription is: look happy”)
Williamsburg Psych Ward
(Ha ha ha!) (“We’ll run down the street and catch you”)
Williamsburg Psych Ward
(Ha ha ha!)

[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope]
These guards ain’t playin; they got tasers and nightsticks
I ain’t playin’ either. There’s too many dicks
These fools masturbate right in front of each other
I’d sleep through it, but don’t forget the vampire mother
Waitin’ for me to doze so she can bite my neck
Meanwhile, the guards are playin’ poker with a fresh deck
I got no friends in here, not in this whole place
I was talkin’ to one dude, but then he licked my face
I had to punch him in his belly, gave up on every one
If only I could get a uniform and a stun gun
It was late, and I was on my mission
Hope they don’t notice a guard’s missin’
Tied his ass up, stunned him once for good measure
Slipped out of the closet, it was my pleasure
Walked out the main door and took the elevator down
Stole a truck and slowly cruised outta town

[Chorus]
Williamsburg Psych Ward
(Ha ha ha!) (“Slowly into the cafeteria”)
Williamsburg Psych Ward
(Ha ha ha!)
Williamsburg Psych Ward
(Ha ha ha!) (“Lights out in five minutes”)
Williamsburg Psych Ward
(Ha ha ha!)
Williamsburg Psych Ward
(Woo hoo hoo!) (“Single file only in line”)
Williamsburg Psych Ward
(Woo hoo hoo!)
Williamsburg Psych Ward
(Ha ha ha!) (“On today’s menu: mystery meat”)
Williamsburg Psych Ward
(Ha ha ha!)

[Outro: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Bye, bitches
Freed again
(Ha ha ha!)
Took a flight to Hawaii
(Woo hoo hoo!) (Woo hoo hoo!)
Aloha
Ha ha ha ha!
Young Wicked on the beat