It’s the battle of the first deaths in this Presidents vs Anything! This battle was written by my friend Snakebite126 and handed to me because he wasn’t planning to do anything with it and I wanted to bring it to life. Hopefully more of my own battles on the way this year, stay tuned! I at least wan...
[Intro]
Presidents vs Anything
William
Henry
Harrison
Vs
Rantaro Amami
Start
Debate!
[Verse 1: William Henry Harrison (Jofinity)]
It's the WWH, prez number 9
War of 1812? I fought on the frontlines
You ain't fit for war, son, I'll help you get accustomed
And gun down this punk schmuck like Tecumseh
How'd you survive through a killing game
Built extra scrawny?
Kid, you're just a soyboy
Rantaro Ed-Amami
Your game's release was like a Shawnee battle
Destroyed your Prophets
Team Danganronpa oughta clog up the plotholes
When they Gopher Projects
I charge headfirst into a battle
Followed by an army of men
Your sister went and followed you
They never saw her again
Then the rest got divided
And you've still had no luck tryna find 'em
Guess it's true what they say, explorer:
No man's an island
[Verse 2: Rantaro Amami (Rosenthal)]
Yeah, I think I've heard enough spitting from you
I'm making boats rock, you couldn't tip a canoe
Not quite a fan of keepin' humans
Trapped in shackles, so sorry
But like the Kansas-Nebraska Act
I'm crashin' your party
I'm a sailor, you know I'm packin' great flows
So this time, maybe pack a raincoat
Old has-beens like you just can't deface hope
When we forgot you took office like Henry Clay, bro
Ask the villages I've visited, I'm a rare type of ill
So when I'm writing Will
Just save some steps and write your will
Now, I've set a couple records
With the voyages I'm making
But a month-long in office
Is a speedrun nobody's breaking
[Verse 3: William Henry Harrison (Jofinity)]
Here's another silver for your fingers, kid
Your skills surely pale
Bitch, I was fighting tooth-and-nail
While you were paintin' girlies' nails
(cough cough)
The impact from your disses went missin'
With all of your sisters, bitch
I think it's pretty clear who the sickest is
[Verse 4: Rantaro Amami (Rosenthal)]
I know that speech got you feelin' under the weather, but you're joking
A month after inauguration, and you're still choking
But credit where it's due
You sure know how to keep it real
Cuz tryna face me
Must have balls of steel
William Henry Harrison vs Rantaro Amami. Presidents vs Anything! was written by Snakebite126.
William Henry Harrison vs Rantaro Amami. Presidents vs Anything! was produced by Snakebite126 & SIR Rap Battles.
Jofinity released William Henry Harrison vs Rantaro Amami. Presidents vs Anything! on Mon Apr 01 2024.