Released in response to an Instagram troll named John Sema under the account name “truckrice” whose account roasts people’s trucks. Katie and her truck were one of his targets.
[Intro]
Ha ha
May I have your attention please?
Um, may I have your attention please?
Will the real John Sema please stand up?
I repeat, will the real John Sema please stand up?
But you won't ’cause you're a pussy
[Verse]
You have a name for mashin' peoples shit
I sit and wonder, John, where is your dick?
Are you mad that you were never talented bro?
You hide behind your keyboard, you’re a professional troll
John, I am sorry for your poor right hand
Gotta get what you can take, are you hearin' me man?
I mean, what female, would want your small package
All the trucker rice you've been eatin' is a hint for what you're packin', huh
More than one, y'all a gang of vagina's
Y’all cheap like plastic comin’ straight outta China
Pussy gang, pussy gang, go and cry to your mommy
Yes I'm killin’ your name like a black op's zombie, hah
Haven't shut you up yet
Let me drag you by my leash, you make a cute little pet
John, it's not that bad honey, please don’t cry
And if you don't own a truck, then you can come and ride in mine
All your hatin' John is really makin' me rich
Yeah, drag you by my hitch, make you my little bitch
And if you want to talk inbred then make me a sandwich
Corruptin' all hobbies won't allow your damage
Is it cold down there In mom and daddy's basement?
You mom should have swallowed, waited, and been patient
That's all she had to do, to have a better son
Puffin' out your bird chest, bb guns
Do you suck dick the way you suck your thumb?
Beggin' for attention, you an Instagram bum
Diesel gang, diesel gang, in here to last
Go cry you little fag, shove your page up your ass
Will the real John Sema please stand up?
Yeah, please stand up?
Yeah, please stand up?
Who are you?
Do you suck your own nuts?
Ayy do you suck your own nuts? Ayy
So will the real John Sema please stand up?
Please stand up?
Ayy, please stand up?
Will the real John Sema please stand up?
But you won't 'cause you a pussy and you suck your own nuts
[Outro]
Ha, nice try John, thanks for posting me like three times and uh giving me like 10 thousand of your followers, real smart dumbass
But hey, if you like this song you can go check out my diesel gang apparel at www.dieselgangapparel.com and you can go pick up one of those middle finger Truck Rice stickers
Thanks, love y'all
And John, when you decide to stand up and try to diss me back, hit me up
But for now, you're still a pussy, sorry
WiLl ThE ReAl JoHn SeMa pLeAsE sTaNd uP was written by Katie Noel.
Katie Noel released WiLl ThE ReAl JoHn SeMa pLeAsE sTaNd uP on Thu Sep 06 2018.