Wii Sport

Working out, dripping sweat
Was never my fix
Always picked last in P. E
Too much sitting around on Sims three
But if you played it too, you wouldn't blame me

And I like gym bunnies but I can’t keep up
And I like gym junkies but it's not my luck
To be fit and flexible, no!
I can't even touch my toes

It’s not for me
I'd rather play Wii
It's not my sort
I'm just good at Wii Sport

Left and right, side to side
Working out is fun inside
Left to right, up and down
Everybody wants my crown

The first day it's just a detox
The next day it's simply Clorox
Onto juice cleansers and bleaching your teeth
Turmeric, kale, and buckwheat

And I like gym bunnies but I can't keep up
And I like gym junkies but it's not my luck
To be fit and flexible, no!
I can’t even touch my toes

Left and right, side to side
Working out is fun inside
Left to right, up and down
Everybody wants my crown
Left to right, side to side
Working up an appetite
Left to right, up and down
Everybody wants my crown

C’mon babe just me and you
Player one and player two
Stretching out my arms and glutes
I want to win against you
C'mon babe just me and you
I don’t really think you can
Choose whatever you're best at
Cause that's how confident I am

Left to right, side to side
Working out is fun inside
Left to right, up and down
Everybody wants my crown
Left to right, side to side
Working up an appetite
Left to right, up and down
Everybody wants my crown

It's not for me
I’d rather play Wii
It's not my sort
I'm just thankful for Wii Sport