Wicked Little Critta

The pro is here to lead the way
To save the day
Wicked little critta
He clips the puck from Bobby Orr
He shoots, he scores
Wicked little critta

As he proceeds to torch the place
As he proceeds to scorch the place
As he proceeds to torch the place
Scorcher, torcher, scorcher
Wicked little critta

He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
And he lays a patch on the tar
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
And he lays a patch on the tar
And he pops a wheelie on his minibike
And he burns rubber and he peels out
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
And he lays a patch on the tar

And he clip the puck from Havlicek
And Havlicek is used and abused
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
And he lays a patch on the tar
He decided to ditch and he ditches
And nobody knows where he ditched
He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar
And he lays a patch on the tar

It's a wicked little guy
Wicked pissa little guy
Wicked scorcher little critta
He's a wicked little guy

He's a dink
Way to go
I like him
I got problems