Why Me?

Ooh why me
Now none the wiser
Wearing hats made of
Product table racketeering driver wares
I perched
It truly is a curse
When I slept and sleeped
I was deep
But I kept one eye open

Hee hee ho oh
Now watch it go
When the bottle's busy spinning
It won't stop
Don't you know
On a dime
We see them all the time
But we better get in line
Or we panhandle

And even though our trip is only days out
We blaze out like its the last curtain call each time
Of my mind it's hard to get these days out
I laze out, some frog skins for all of our pockets to line

All our goodness
Turns sometimes scary
If you lack, all may eat
The wallpaper's flavored berry
Such a treat
Now better mind your feet
Chocolate rivers took your seat
I'm just saying