Why Do You Have Kids?

[Verse 1]
Why do you have kids?
Why did you make children?
Falling asleep standing up on the corner
With cigarette ash falling in the stroller

Why do you have kids?
Why did you make children?
You gave all baby daddy's money for food
To the dead-eyed street pharmaceutical dude

[Chorus]
Accidents having accidents
Now mother like daughter, father like son
R.I.P. next generation, goodnight, honey
You've got nothing to look up or forward to

[Verse 2]
Why do you have kids?
Why did you make children?
You beat your son at the grocery store
Because he cried a little when his eyes were sore
Why?

Baby runs around shoeless outside
While mama's dressed to the junkyard nines
Feed them garbage so they stop crying
They'll look just like you in no time

[Chorus]
Accidents having accidents
Now mother like daughter, father like son
R.I.P. next generation, goodnight, honey
You've got nothing

[Outro]
The kids got nothing to look up or forward to, no
The kids got nothing to look up or forward to, no chance