Why Do I Got Bitches

[Intro]
Woah, what the heck?
There's so many bitches on my dick, woah woah woah!

[Verse]
Bitches on my dick
Why do they keep tryna fuck me?
I'm ugly, I'm dusty
I'm ugly, I'm crusty
Haven't brushed my teeth, and I did not take a shower
Did not pay bills, so I do not have no power
Why do bitches want to fuck me? I really do not know
I sit around and dig inside my motherfreaking booty hole
Make a bunch of doody jokes
Make a bunch of annoying songs
But somehow I keepin' it up in a random bitch's thong
If you're ugly like me, no sweat, you should sing along
Dirty ass kid, I was born from the fuckin' smog
It's pipe, gotta go fast, man I feel like Sonic the Hedgehog
Crabs on my nuts, yes I feel like Mario's fire balls
How the fuck do I got so many bitches, nigga?
I do not know