Why Am I So Sly?

[Hook]x2
Ayo, ayo, why am I so sly?
Tryna live my life until I die

[Verse 1]
Pussy killer like Luka Magnotta
Pukin' up vodka, rockin' my birthday suit to the Oscars
Shootin' my shotter for a Q of the blueberry chocolate
Usually off it, don't do it for profit
This human is toxic
Removin' the top of my coffin so your bird can hop in and start consumin' my offspring
It's Mr Moon, firin' nuclear rockets
From my Jupiters office, causing the human apoc'lypse
Who is the lost kid?
A scrupulous wrong'un, Lucifer's godson
Since birth they knew was a problem
Sly Moon Funk, shootin' a bop gun
Rap - you should stop it, that's my views on the topic
Couple G's loose in my pocket, smokin' zoots in the cockpit
Hotbox it with the stewardess chewin' my bollocks
Abusin' the chronic, doin' a bong hit
With 2 and a Q in the socket, then head to the moon on a comet

[Hook]x2
Ayo, ayo, why am I so sly?
Tryna livе my life until I die

[Verse 2]
Yo, it's Mr Nevеr-missed-a-bet
Offer you a cigarette laced with crystal meth
There ain't nothing in life I did correct
Dumped my wife for a Tinder sket and tagged her in a indirect
Pour a pint and only drink the head
Ate the toy inside but left the Kinder egg
My mind ain't there, but life ain't fair
At the end of the road, but why wait there?
Eyeing up your stack with a sideways glare
Then invest it in a high stakes share
Even a solar flare couldn't melt my frozen stare
Ain't got a lonely care, a hopeless br'er that will pull your throat and choke your hair
Knock, knock, nobody's there
I don't walk, I just float on the air
Smoke away my brain cells, I've got load of 'em spare
Try and step and get thrown down the stairs
(Why, oh why?)

[Hook]x2
Ayo, ayo, why am I so sly?
Tryna live my life until I die