Whole Damn Thing

I got drunk and I ate a chicken
I ate a chicken I found in my kitchen
Not just the leg and not just the wing
I'd like to let you know that I ate the whole damn thing

Well, I was pretty drunk
I must have been half blind
When I found that chicken, I knew she was all mine
I don't know where she come from or how long she'd been there
But I ate her anyway
Because I was drunk and I didn't care

I got drunk and I ate a chicken
I ate a chicken I found in my kitchen
Not just the leg and not just the wing
I'd like to let you know that I ate the whole damn thing

Turns out she'd been there for a while
But it don't matter to me
She was headed for the garbage
And I knew that bird was for me

I got drunk and I ate a chicken
I ate a chicken I found in my kitchen
Not just the leg and not just the wing
I'd like to let you know that I ate the whole damn thing

Now I'm sitting in my kitchen
Wondering, "Where's my chicken?"
I don't know what to do, I feel so alone
Because the only friend I have is a pile of chicken bones

I got drunk and I ate a chicken
I ate a chicken I found in my kitchen
Not just the leg and not just the wing
I'd like to let you know that I ate the whole damn thing