Who’s That Old Gal

[Verse 1]
I was at the second wedding
Of my old friend
The service was long, like it would never end
Finally they offered up a glass of champagne
After a couple I was feeling no shame
I looked across the table at my old man
I heard the music so I grabbed his hand
In the mirror on the dance floor, I found myself looking
Two crazy fools who were really cooking

[Chorus]
And I thought who's that old gal
Dancing with my husband
Who's that old broad, rocking like she's 22 years old
I guess nobody told her
Maybe she don't know
She's getting older
She oughta go slow
Who's that old gal
Dancing with my husband
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
It's me

[Verse 2]
Well, I shook my head just to clear my eyes
Took another look at those celluloid thighs
Sticking out from those out of style shoes
Dress too tight from a baby or two
There were things shaking that should've been still
A phrase came to mind and it ended with him
They both seemed to be having a blast
Unaware that their expiration date had passed

[Chorus]
Who's that old gal
Dancing with my husband
Who's that old broad, rocking like she's 22 years old
I guess nobody told her
Maybe she don't know
She's getting older
She oughta go slow
Who's that old gal
Dancing with my husband
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
It's me

Well, I stopped just long enough to catch my breath
Afraid for a second we might catch our death
When did we get to looking this way?
Weren't we young just yesterday?
Then that good looking man got a look in his eyes
Seen a million times, it still makes me cry
He said, "Darling, you still look fine"
I said, "You can still deliver one hell of a line"

[Chorus]
Who's that old gal
Dancing with my husband
Who's that old broad, rocking like she's 22 years old
I guess nobody told her
Maybe she don't know
She's getting older
She oughta go slow
Who's that old gal
Dancing with my husband
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
It's me