Who’s Real

Intro
Angie Martinez:
Come on, roll, I have things to say

Eric:
We're rolling!

Angie Martinez:
So I got fucking strong-armed by these guys, could you imagine? I... fucking, the most gangster people in the world, they don't strong-arm me; I get strong-armed by these guys. Today; on the busiest day of the week

Eric:
Can you just say, "real recognize real?"

Angie Martinez:
Real recognize real? So who's real, you?

Chorus
Jeff:
As featured in the New York Times; we're living everything we say in our rhymes (So who's real? You?)

Eric:
We're better Jewish rappers than Shyne; we're living everything we say in our rhymes (So who's real? You?)

Jeff:
Eric's lines got me emoji-face crying; we're living everything we say in our rhymes (So who's real? You?)

Eric:
Jeff's lines? They're fine. We're living everything we say in our rhymes (So who's real? You?)

Eric:
Bun B on a song with the Jews about girls and their overgrown pubes (So who's real? You?)
King of the wordplay, I don't freestyle or battle, but who you know played Max B in Scrabble? (So who's real? You?)
Ciroc threw us a party, I don't even drink; do my dishes with Ciroc in the sink (So who's real? You?)
Just facts: a Rosenthal feature costs a hundred racks, not that anybody asked (So who's real? You?)

Jeff:
Exotic living cause we made it off the blogs, now I'm liking Tumblr pictures of Prague (So who's real? You?)
Expensive seafood, cans of tuna fish, add some mayonnaise and I'm eating out that bitch (So who's real? You?)
Lamborghini, I can't take it for a spin; black card, I colored it in (So who's real? You?)
All these women, I take them to my room; they're thinking that I'm Jeff Goldblum (So who's real? You?)

Chorus
Jeff:
As featured in the New York Times; we're living everything we say in our rhymes (So who's real? You?)

Eric:
We're better Jewish rappers than Shyne; we're living everything we say in our rhymes (So who's real? You?)

Jeff:
Eric's lines got me emoji-face crying; we're living everything we say in our rhymes (So who's real? You?)

Eric:
Jeff's lines? They're fine. We're living everything we say in our rhymes (So who's real? You?)

Sway Calloway:
ItsTheReal... Let me tell you what's wrong with this song, ironically; is that it sounds better than most rap we're hearing right now

Scott Rogowsky:
So ItsTheReal, you've been doing this stuff for five, six years, the videos... well all of the sudden you decide, "what the hell, I'm gonna get in on the game? I've been making fun of them long enough, let's do it ourselves?"

Eric:
Yes!

Combat Jack:
So Just, the whole album is dope, man, you co-sign ItsTheReal and their entire album?

Just Blaze:
Look, I like everything they played me when they played me their first couple of tracks; I thought it was dope

Combat Jack:
They just fucked me up; I didn't know they could flow like this, man