[Verse 1]
Who made the kitchen table blue?
Who called the Irishman a Jew?
Who left the bible in the pew?
Who put the gloves on the kangaroo?
But the main thing I want to ask a-you:
[Chorus]
Who put the garlic in the glue?
Who put the garlic in the glue?
[Verse 2]
Who put sick and tired together?
What is a bad go-getter?
Who put the horse on the sweater?
Well, I told them they shoulda known better
But the main thing I want to ask a-you:
[Chorus]
Who put the garlic in the glue?
Who put the garlic in the glue?
[Bridge]
Twenty-nine [?] and fifteen tubes
[?], ask the boy
What you gonna do?
Well, I [?] but, oh, what a loss
[Verse 3]
Who [?] a [?] around the shoe?
Who picked 'em all and took the few?
[?] what you wanna do
Why'd they have to go and make something new?
But the main thing I want to ask a-you:
[Outro]
Who put the garlic in the glue?
Who put the garlic in the glue?
Who put the garlic in the glue?
Who put the garlic in the glue?
SHOE!
Who Put the Garlic in the Glue? was produced by Eddie Kramer.