Who Named the Days?

I never slam the door these days
Then again, i'm never here
And you know where to find me
With my oldest friend I hold so dear

Who named the days?
Who named this mess?
I don't care what she says
I need to get out less

Me and him go back a long way
And his advice has always been shite
But he knows how to make me laugh
I've never bothered if he's right

Who named the days?
Who named this mess?
I don't care what she says
I need to get out less

But sometimes when I'm with him
I just stop being me
And he knows, on my own, I could never be
The man he's always wanted me to be

He makes me treat girls like shit
He makes me lie to them and use them
I think he loves to watch me playing games
And he loves to watch me lose them