Who is Kamaljit?

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Who the hell is kamaljit
Imma just tell you it how it is
I've been doing this since i was a kid
So i'm given you all i gotta give

Who the hell is kamaljit
Ever since stepping in the game
I know life will never be the same
But there's some things that will never change

Back in the day when i was just a little minor
Before my mother even spat me out of her vagina
I was swimming in my daddy's' sack with a book in my hand
When i focused and spotted a mic behind the prostate gland
I picked it up cautiously but it magnetized me surprised me
Had to fight the powers like the is lye
Memorized rhymes but kept loosing them all
So i scribbled them down on my mothers uterus wall

10 years went by and i went down in history
Like superman my composition was a mystery
I was true, and other kids were learning the alphabet
But i was revising schemes to make the cash i was out to get
Only 3 and already my rhymes were out to win
My shit was dropped so hard that even pampers couldn't hold it in
Branded a genius by lyricist and scientist
Only six and i was lecturing my alliances
Even Einstein came to knock upon my door
Was pissed off cause i had updated his formula
My E stood for excellence and replaced the MC squared for MC jay sean
Change and no one even dared scared
Cause i went on to steal his noble prize
For being the youngest mother fucking genius alive

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I ain't a gangsta
I ain't hoodrat
I ain't a thug
And i don't call girls pigeons so i ain't no scrub
I ain't talking about gats or 44's
And i don't do drive bys' or rob or break no laws
And i ain't perfect
And ain't saying i got no flaws
Actually scratch that i'm lying yo pause
I ain't a junkie so i never touched the crack
I ain't never took an E its true or ever smoked a sack
And i ain't rich so i dont drive a lex or a benz
Jeep or a beemer just an escort my friends
And i ain't from the hood
I even went to private school
So i ain't had to ever watch my back from round the walls
I ain't had it hard never had a knife pulled on the streets
Never hustled on the street or lived a life as a G
I ain't stood on the pavement hungry and rapped for cash
And i ain't ever claimed that i was ever strapped with gats
And i ain't black yo you don't have to be black to rap
Just look at Eminem triple platinum and that's a fact

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(coughing)
I ain't smoking cigars sipping moet all day
And i ain't dealing with more bitches than the R.S.P.C.A
I ain't a Yankee i'm cockney like excuse me gezza
And i ain't chilling with naked girls in a jacuzzi either
I ain't on don P why give me a Bacardi breezer
Ain't got diamonds just some ice in my freezer
I ain't got hydrolysis on my ride can't even come close
Last time i tried i mashed the clutch up and it damn broke
I ain't bragging but i got skills when i rhyme
And i ain't blagging but you through if you be stealing my rhymes
And i'm the first to admit that often i curse and spit
At you white mc's how much worse can it get
I'm not that famous that i can't pop to the shops
Just cause last year i performed on top of the pops
MTV cribs forget it i got nothing to boast
Truth is i'm still living at home with the folks

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I ain't black
I swear he said his name was jay sean you know
Nah nah in that me against myself he said his name was gay porn and that
What, nah man jay sean
Back in the day he used to be called MC milky jay doing his rapping ting
I don't know i think hes a bit confused and that innit