Who’d Be a Cop?

You had such a terrible time at home
Not as bright as your brother and sister
Though intimidating all your friends

Still think that uniforms are cool
What a job! You can make your own rules
Take your frustrations out on them

Hanging out at your nearest protest
Punching kids and making arrests
In the name of whoever pays the most

Couldn't get in the armed forces
Animals on the backs of horses
Good sense and justice you oppose

Get a real job!
Who would be a fucking cop?

Did you not get enough love?
Did your parents beat you up?
Do you worry bout the size of your penis?
Did the army kick you out?
What the hell was that about?
They didn't let you use your firearm in public?

You dont protect me
No security, for my family and my friends
Your brain is just out of reach
You can shoot drunks on the beach
The corporations you defend

Get a real job!
Who would be a fucking cop?

I don't know how you get to sleep
When junkies terrorise your beat
Feel like a hero when you punch alcoholics
And there's that secret no one knows, hidden from everyone
Those unnatural affections for German Shepherds

"To handle the violent and stressful situations they're faced with, the special ops team trains daily. ? cops who are trained with an assault rifle ?"

DIE!
Get a real job!
Who would be a cop?

Did you not get enough love?
Did your parents beat you up?
Do you worry bout the size of your penis?
Were you a cockhead from the start?
You didn't need very good marks, and now you're supplementing your income with money from drugs
Don't wear your name badge on your chest
In case of civil unrest
Wouldn't want anyone to think that your like violence the best

Who would be a fucking cop?
Who would be a fucking cop?
Who would be a fucking cop?