Who Could Ask For Anything More

I saw a double rainbow yesterday
On the news at five
What a wonderful way to pass the time
Ain’t it good to be alive
Now I'm sitting in a massive traffic jam
On the GWB
They say a fat man planned the whole thing
And that beats the shit out of me

But I've got my tv
Got the real housewives to soothe me
And Amazon delivers
More crap I can’t afford
Who needs revolution
We got the Facebook solution
Just give me 5G
Who could ask for anything more (Guitar)

I drove down to the Whole Foods store
Tryin’ to get some health into me
There’s a plastic island the size of Texas
That’s floating out to the sea
Gmo’s in my corn flakes
Arsenic in the water supply
There’s one hundred cures for cancer
And a million ways to die

But I've got my tv
Got the real housewives to soothe me
Amazon delivers
More crap I can’t afford
Who needs revolution
We got the Facebook solution
Just give me 5G
Who could ask for anything more

We’re on the outside lookin’ in fair-weather friend
Does that mean the means will justify the end

(Woe woe
Oh yeah
Oh oh oh
Oh oh)

But I've got my tv
Got the real housewives to soothe me
And Amazon delivers
More crap I can’t afford
Who needs revolution
We got the Facebook solution
Just give me 5G
Who could ask for anything more
Who could ask for anything more
Who could ask for anything more